Kelli Finglass Makes Simon Cowell Seem Nice!

I do a lot of channel surfing and it seems on CMT they are ALWAYS showing an episode of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team. It seems rather innocuous since basically it's about a group of young, stupid, well-endowed girls who are trying to get a job as a sex object. I guess this appeals to the CMT crowd, but I find the whole concept of professional football cheerleaders shaking their barely covered butts and jiggling their breasts to be rather exploitative.

But it is Kelli McGonagill Finglass's whole life. Too bad it doesn't seem to make her happy.

Mrs. Finglass was a cheerleader for five years from 1984 to 1988. Now she pretty much "owns" the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders franchise and rules it with an iron fist. What's sad is how obvious it is that she can't stand getting old and wants to make the young and hopeful cheerleader wannabes as miserable as she has become. I've never heard her say a kind word to any of them. She calls them fat and will cut them for being two pounds overweight. She makes them read books and give oral reports as if that's somehow going to make them a better sex object for drunk football fans who want to see some T&A between plays. She constantly criticizes their effort, all obviously to feed her own ego. How dare anyone be more attractive or a better dancer than she was!?!? (The key word is "was.")

I have a very simple proof of my opinion that Kelli Finglass is full of frustration and hate and is living in her own past. Try finding a current photograph of her anywhere on the Internet. You can't! There are plenty of them from her cheerleading days in the '80s, but that's how she wants to forever be remembered; not as the aging, mean, wizened, sagging crone that she has become.