One day - maybe not tomorrow - but one day they are going to determine who is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. The coroner is going to report her official cause of death. Everything that can be said about her life will have been said and every ridiculous, irrelevant, hypothetical question will have been asked. Some TV network will make a biopic that will end up being released on DVD. And a copy of the issue of Playboy that features her original pictorial spread will sell on eBay for $10,000.CNN Headline News will then have no other option but to cancel Nancy Grace. She will no longer have any purpose, and she will find it impossible to approach any other meaningless, superficial story with the same dramatic intensity. She will have burned herself out and the public will finally tire of her absurd "no nonsense" glare into the camera.
No more Anna Nicole - no more Nancy Grace.
Good riddance!
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